So, yeah, I totally spaced this. You see, Mr. Z decided to do the truffle shuffle in the poop leaking from his diaper among other things. They tell you there’s a lot of poop, but you don’t really get it until you get it.
Did I accomplish any of my goals? To quote Eddie Huang from Fresh Off the Boat, “Aw, hell naw.” Except, I guess, that I blogged about it. Check!
But the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So let’s put one foot in front of the other, and soon we’ll be walking out the door. Hey, hey!